I'd Like to Make a Dedication....

I’d like to make a dedication to you people. Yes, you people. You know who you are. You people who treat the bathroom at work with no respect because you don’t have to clean it up. I don’t care what your bathroom at home looks like because I don’t have to use it. This is not a daycare; there is no excuse for there to be pee on the floor, the toilet, or anywhere else, or boogers on the wall. Yes, I have seen that before in a workplace bathroom! So this one goes out to you people that need to stop and think how you would feel if you had to clean that bathroom 3 times a day. And one more thing, for God’s sake wash your hands when you are finished. You are the kind of people that talk on your cell phone while sitting on the toilet. I’m pretty sure you are the same people that sit in a public bathroom and sound like you are giving birth. It can’t be that serious and nobody wants to hear it. If it hurts that bad, you should probably see a doctor or something. What is wrong with you people?

I’d like to make another dedication. This one goes out to you people that think because you watch SportsCenter and/or because you are older than me that you know everything about sports and are always right. Just because they are your team doesn’t mean they are the greatest. So, you people can be fans, that’s cool, just be a realistic and rational fan. If your team sucks, just be honest with yourself. If you people would just do your research/homework on the topic you would sound so much smarter, instead of just spilling out illogical and just plain ignorant assertions and opinions. Sports are pretty much what I do with my free time, if I’m not watching something about them I am reading about them. So there is nothing more annoying to me than that middle aged man, yall know the type!, that sits at the lunch table making all these ridiculous comments, failing to see the error in his ways. You look and sound like such an idiot to everyone but yourself and that one cosigning homeboy you brought with you. And if you are wrong or someone makes a good point, just acknowledge that for what it is, you don’t have to be right all the time. You people know who you are so get it together!